Looks what I can do- i dun lerned how to update this part of my wwwsite all by myself, so get ready for a bunch of testosterone fueled, pill ladened shit talking ALL the FUCKIN' TIME! First off ,
I can't spell worth a shit and I don't have time to spell check this as throughaly as I should, so be prepared to see a bunch a bunch of typos AND don't you word nerd ,Spelling Bee champion assholes, don't email me given me any spelling corrections -
because I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'll get my point across one way or another -I gess I shoulda stayed in skool!

I finally got some new shit up on the site-be sure to check out the new "Tasteless T-Shirt of the Month"- it's PERFECT to wear around large groups of religious type folks! Yep, that priest at your local church, Father Moe Lester , will certinally dissaprove if this one! Ha!

Well it's 3am on this fine Friday night and me and one my lady friends are gonna go watch the Fuckin' KILLER DVD "Murder-Set-Pieces" (if you haven't seen it ,you don't know what your missing, best and sickest film Ive seen in decade-NO SHIT). I will then proceed bury my "LOVE SHOVel" in this fresh young goth girls "Hairy Cemetary"-and believe me -seeing ME naked is fuckin' SCARY! Yeah, being the smooth talkin' KING of TRUE UNDERGROUND schlock art has it's rewards (hopefully I won't get crabs this time!) Ha!
Stay Tuned-More Gore "Entries" tomorrow night!
Kreep In Touch,
Andrew D. Gore
PS: A couple a quick props to my CutieCreepyCaretakers- Tra-Tra ("wake my ass up today!"), Jungle Gym ("when can I stick it in?") Kim, Sandy Sweet Pee (on me) and last butt NOT least (I'd eat THIS girls yeast!) VERY VIRGINAL special Satan's SideShow WELCUM to my latest , greatest, makes me wanna masterbatisss, GoreWhore- Hellmo D. Gore - the GHOUL I've been waiting for!