All right kids put on
a black leather jacket, spike up yer hair and stick a safety pin through
yer cheek 'cause it's time for "Anarchy on Satan's Sideshow"!
Presenting another AD Gore original -The SID VICIOUS PuNk RoCk
LoCk kLock! Yes, this is a fully functional klock that is guaranteed
ROCK-N-SHOCK! Though Sid's time on this earth is up- now you-
YES YOU- can have Sid up on yer wall keeping your time for an
you'll never be late to meet your dealer, catch a show you're
local club, or miss your appointment at the Methadone clinic
more can be said about Sid-he
was a flunky, a drunky, and a junkie whose underwear was always
Since Sid's untimely demise
by a heroin overdose in 1979, his legacy has grown to
| legendary status!
He has become the ultimate Punk Rock icon. He's better known now and
more appreciated in death than he ever was in life- kind of like Jesus
Christ ( hemmm , makes you think, don't it?!). Now if you are a true
Punk , this klock is bound to get your "Chinese" rocks off!
On the klock face is the unmistakable classic image of a defiant, sneering
Sid! This picture was one of the most popular off-stage photos taken
of Sid. His facial expression says it all , don't it! As we all know,
Sidney's personal hygiene was basically none existent, I bet Sid had
a skid mark in his undies that you could land the Space Shuttle on! His
complexion usually resembled a pepperoni pizza with black olives and
extra cheese! He could have been the poster boy for Clearasil! To pay
tribute to this, I hand apply red glitter zits to accentuate his acne!
Now in the right light these zits shimmer and they give off the illusion
that these festering' pus filled pimples are gonna pop all over the place!
Yechhhhh! Those who partied with Sid , will tell you he would snort just
about anything that was put under his nose. This being the case his nose
was constantly dripping with thick mucous and choked- full with big,
green boogers! So taking this fact into account, I hand paint a big green
glitter booger dripping out of Sid's nose onto his upper lip-what could
be a more fitting tribute to Sid's Sinuses! It's funny, when people view
this klock in person they will almost always wipe under their own nose
with their finger without thinking- I guess gazing at all that glitter
goober sparks some kind of inborn "booger in view" phobia!
I always make sure I keep a box of tissues near this klock for this very
reason- I don't want anyone (except Britanny Spears!) to wipe a freshly
exhumed booger on my apartment wall! Zits-n-boogers aside, let me now
take your attention to the background of Sid's Klock. It is a classic
leopard skin pattern that was modeled directly off of one of Sid's vests
that he is seen wearing in many promo pics of the day-the details on
this klock are amazing! Now take a look at the kustom made klock hands-
The hour hand is a replica of Sid's famous Fender Bass, the very bass
he smashed over the head of a audience member during a show of the ill
fated U.S.A. Sex Pistols tour! The minute hand resembles a crusty well-used
hypodermic needle, yep kids, Sid was a junkie before it was the "hip" and "trendy" thing
to be- Sid was a junkie punk who was way ahead of his time! Now while
designing this klock I knew I had to have Sid's love, and punk rock groupie
extraordinaire Nancy Spungen on it somewhere. So if you look in the very
center of the second hand you'll spot a little Nancy head that revolves
around and nags Sid 24 hours a day! Sid was defiantly an over the top
personality so I decided to go nuts and make this timeless tribute to
him WAY over the top 'cause ain't that what punk is about anyway?! Surrounding
the outside of the top and sides of this klock is genuine imitation Sid
Vicious Spikey hair, you can comb it, spike it, glue dead flies to it,
be creative- this gives you a chance to interact with your Sid klock!
Now for the grand finale, hanging below Sid, outside of the klock, is
Sids trademark necklace-a real dog chain and metal pad lock! UNREAL!
This is more than just a Klock- its a work of punk art, a "MY WAY" tribute
to St. Sid and his legacy. This treasure is to be past down through the